|Season 1, Episode 43|
|Air date||January 2, 2010|
|Behind the Scenes|
| Dean Kelly|
| Chris Neuhahn|
One Sentence Summary
The zoo animals make a commercial to broadcast before a new TV channel is about to render their zoo and all the others obsolete.
After waiting alone for visitors to come to the zoo, Skipper finds the other penguins watching the "Dumb Animal Channel" Rico discovered on TV. Skipper takes a peak at it, and he soon gets addicted, too. Marlene appears and tells the penguins to come quick and there is a rumor going around that the zoo is closing...permanently.
The five animals investigate and find plans to what is happening. Skipper tell all the zoo animals that without ticket-fined human visitors, their zoo is kaput, and(, according to a top secret dossier which he, the other penguins and Marlene found, )committees are shipping them out all over the world...tomorrow(, including San Diego, Beijing and Hoboken). Mason pulls out a camera he took from the lost and found and suggests they make a commercial promoting the zoo to be broadcast all over New York City.
The penguins go and search for equipment they needed to broadcast. Meanwhile, Julien steals the position of director from Mason. Julien attempts to tell the animals to do exciting things, but fails.
When Skipper gets back, they start broadcasting. But Julien wants the signal to be broadcast more than the 45-mile radius it will travel, so he increases the power. The satellite gets destroyed and all the animals think all hope of saving the zoos is lost.
But just as the penguins are forced to destroy their HQ in order to protect their secrets, Alice opens the gates and visitors enter. It is revealed that the people all over the world were also addicted to the Dumb Animal Channel, and since the satellite carrying the show had been destroyed, it forces them to return to the zoos to see the animals.
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