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Skipper: I don't like it. What do you make of it, Kowalski?
Kowalski: I'm not sure Skipper. It could be anything.
Skipper: Oh really? (sarcastically) Could it be Alaska?
Kowalski: No, it's probably not...
Skipper: Are you saying that Alaska might be... stuck upside down to the clock tower of my zoo?
Kowalski: I guess...
Skipper: Because I think people would notice if the entire state of Alaska just... packed up and moved to the zoo.


Kowalski: If I'm correct... (chuckles) ...if... These brain energy reading goggles should prove... (looks at Mort being electrocuted) YES! Mort is being protected by a halo of ignorance! He doesn't know he's in danger and therefore he feels nothing.
Private: Shouldn't someone stop that?
Mort: I smell burning cookies!


Kowalski: Gentlemen, I give you... the De-Gouser! (points at a cardboard box, hosepipe, sieve and magnet) One electromagno zap and the mind goes as blank as Mort's! Instant halo of ignorance protection!
Private: Is it dangerous?
Kowalski: Just a little incredibly so. But don't worry! All your brain power will be stored inside this cardboard box until the hornet job is complete.


Private: Thoughts... returning...
Kowalski: Bleh! ...picked up some of Rico's... Gah! So... horrible... Ech!
Rico: Meh. Sorry.


Skipper: We don't want any trouble. We're questioning your nest location.
Lead Hornet: Oh, and I have question for you: Knock knock.
Skipper: Who's there?
Lead Hornet: I STING YOUR FACE!


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