Skipper: Pardon me, ma'am, but were about to do our training exercises. Mama Duck: Please, we can't go back to our pond. It's not safe. Baby Duck: There's a mean fish there. Rico: Fish? Mama Duck: A monster fish. It devours everything in it's path with it's horrible, hideous jaws. Eggy: The way I see it we go in two man teams, me on point. We target the hostiles with C4 explosives and... Mama Duck: And nothing! You leave this to the professionals. Skipper: Mama's right little Eggy. We got this one in the bag
- Kowalski: Kowalski's log. (beat) What? Too soon?
Skipper: Right, men. Ready all-
Kowalski: FIRE EVERYTHING!!
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