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Roger: Am I... on Broadway? I was born for this moment!
When I was very young, I felt
that I was sure to be more...
than a handbag, pair of shoes, or belt.
(A nice belt, but still...)
And now that it's years later, people say--
Woman: It's an alligator! (screaming and panicking; Roger screams for a bit and people run out)
Roger: What? Too pitchy?
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