Scene I: The Central Park Zoo
Skipper demonstrates his new Omega Boom ability to Private. First, he jumps on different obstacles to have a higher strike. He pauses for awhile then manoeuvres a perfect mega boom while making an explosion. As the smoke clears, Skipper is revealed standing proudly and the bowling pins falling off. Private is impressed with Skipper's new ability.
Private: That was incredible Skipper! I've never seen an omega boom before done by a single penguin. You were amazing!
Skipper: (proudly, setting up a bowling pin) Always remember young Private, it's the leader's job to be physically superior at all times. (he kicks off the bowling pin) HYAH!
Kowalski and Rico arrive from a tunnel, Kowalski holding his latest invention,
Kowalski: Guys, check out my new- (both are hit by bowling pin) AH!!
Kowalski loses hold of his new invention which blasts a ray in a random direction then falls in the sewer grating.
Kowalski: I'm fine, it's an non-brain injury. (sees something and gasps) SMASHED ATOMS!!
Rico and Private also gasp in surprise. The camera scrolls down to reveal that Skipper has turned from an adult penguin to a little hatchling.
Scene II: The HQ
(Skipper's voice is high, like an infant)
Skipper: Kowalski, explain!
Kowalski: (examines Skipper with a magnify glass) Fascinating. (goes to a board)) The ray I built was designed to transform spoiled food to its younger, fresher state.
Kowalski: Clearly, you are younger... (sniffs at him) and fresher.
Skipper: This can't stand....my body should be full-grow, bursting with unapologetic warrior might! (attacks a bowling pin but trembles afterwards) Hiya! Hah! Hu! Hah!
Kowalski, Private and Rico babbles as they adore Skipper..
Skipper: Hold the baby babble!
Private: Oh sorry Skipper, you're just so cute!
Rico steps in and makes faces at Skipper...
Kowalski: (picks up Skipper) I can invert the ray's polarity and return you to normal but we'll need to retrieve it from the sewers.
Skipper: Sounds easy enough! Men, Operation: Sewer Scavenge is a go! Move out...(jumps off the table and heads to the opening hatch but fails to do it)
The others approach Skipper slowly, and he glares back at them.
Skipper: Something wrong?
Kowalski: (nervously) Um...it's just that...
Private: Our mission is dangerous and you're so small and fluffy....
Skipper: Small, fluffy! I'm your commanding officer Private!
Private: (salutes) Alright Skipper! But maybe, we could get you a sitter....Skipper?
The camera scrolls to Skipper, tucked under Kowalski's belly fat, with Kowalski smiling broadly.
Skipper: Down here...
Kowalski: Oh! Apologies, Skipper, it just... feels so right!
Skipper: It is oddly agreeable... But enough malarkey! I do not need a baby-sitter! I am a trained soldier! (getting tired) A lethal... fighting... machine...
Kowalski: Hmmm... Somebody needs his nappy time!
Rico: Awwww... Nappy!