- Private: I've betrayed all my friends. And for what? Bits of most chocolate drizzled cake... wrapped around the creamed essense of... select Georgia peanuts... I'm not a Skipper at all! I'M A RICO!
- Winky Bar: Rico don't talk to imaginary candy-wrapper people!
- Skipper: (to Rico) Ah, tummy ache, soldier? Then I guess you've learned not to eat so much candy in one- uh...
- Rico: Hurk... hurk... (regurgitates Kowalski)
- Skipper/Private: EW!
- Kowalski: The things I have seen...
- Rico: Uh... Bad Meow-Meow... (faints)