Kowalski is holding Rico. Rico has lots of corn in his mouth. Kowalski: I got a clean shot Skipper. Skipper: Hold your fire! Rico, with corn stuffed in his mouth still, and some corn falls down. Rico: Awww... Private: Skipper! Alice is on the move! Skipper: Rico, kill the lights. Rico spits out the corn he had earlier in his mouth at the lights and glass falls down. Skipper: That means turn 'em off!
Skipper: Look alive, men. Time to get us some popcorn. Prepare to commence Operation: Popcorn. Kowalski: A bit on the nose, isn't it, Skipper? Private: Easy to remember, though. Rico: [Mumbling] Popcorn! Skipper: You said it, Rico.
Skipper: Regurgitated. Just like momma used to make.
Skipper: Failure is not an option. Julien: Which is fine by me, because I do not intend to fail. I vow to do the opposite of fail. Marlene: You mean succeed? Julien: No, I will not succ-eed. No one will be sucking seed.
[Looking at a zoo directory] Kowalski: According to this symbol, which appears to be Aztec in origin, you are here. Skipper: Tell me something I don't know. Kowalski: Without mucus, your stomach would digest itself. Skipper: Tell me something else I don't know. Something less... disturbing.
Marlene: It's a pop storm! Or is it a corn-nado?
Julien: Something smells fishy. Maurice: Yeah, I don't know about these guys. Julien: No, I mean they stink of actual fish, Maurice. Open a window!
Skipper: Hey, keep your stinking appossable thumbs off our bag! Julien: This is ours. Mort found it. Right, Mort? Mort: [Under bag] Uh-huh. Julien: See? Finders keepers. Ha ha! Skipper: Kowalski, legal analysis. Kowalski: He's got you, Skipper. It's the Finders Keepers Treaty of 1859. Skipper: Blast! Secure another bag, men.
Skipper: We can do this the easy way, or we can do this Rico's way.
Skipper: Maybe you didn't get the memo, punk. This zoo operates on democratic principles, and I don't think we put you in charge. Did we? [Kowalski shakes his head] Julien: How could I not be in charge? Being in charge is what kings do. So shut up.
Julien: Obviously, the first thing to do is get rid of that insane zoo keeper Alice. Skipper: Negatory. They'll just send more Alice's in her place. A lot more Alice's. Kowalski, give me a number. Kowalski: Forty-two. Skipper: Thanks, Kowalski. You can show me your math later.
Kowalski: Storage facility at 11:00 o'clock, Skipper. Skipper: Blast! It's already 10:43. We don't have much time.
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