Private: The whole world's gone topsy-turvy. Skipper: So it's up to us to make turvy topsy again. Private: I'm not sure that's possible, Skipper.
Skipper: Kowalski, what did you said earlier? Kowalski: Um... This stinks? Skipper: Before that. Kowalski: Mama, I made boom-boom? Skipper: Too far back.
Kowalski: If by some statistically remote chance you do win, the rewards will be glory and respect. Private: And a little swagger in your step! Julien: These prizes sound cheap. As your king, I already own glory and respect. Don't I? Maurice: Glorify! Mort: Respectify! Julien: See? But not a TV. Yes! Long have I wanted a box with tiny shouting people inside.
Julien: When I win, this hi-fi will be my-fi. Skipper: We'll see about that. Actions speak louder than words. Julien: [Speaking through megaphone] And this speaks louder than actions!
Julien: Those silly-billy penguins cannot be beating me. It is unpossible. Skipper: Think again, lemur. The unpossible just became possible.
Julien: Are you a penguin or a chicken? This calls for harsh mocking. [clucking like a chicken] Mock! Mock! Mock-mock-mock!
Skipper: Lemur! One last game. All or nothing. Julien: But I have the all and you have the nothing. So, how does that work? Skipper: Kowalski, options. Kowalski: Sorry, Skipper. We lost my options clipboard two nights ago. Julien: Righty-o. Maurice, options. Maurice: They could swear their undying loyalty to you. Julien: Groveling, obeying, and combing the knots out of my tail? Maurice: That'd be the idea. Julien: Ooh, I likey! Skipper: We accept those terms.
Skipper: We demand a rematch. Julien: [Watching TV] Shh. Dan from San Diego is going for the $15,000. Foolishly, if you ask me. Skipper: Now. Julien: Loser says what? Skipper: Now!
[Julien is watching the TV he won from the penguins] TV Announcer: Did you pay too much for auto insurance? Julien: It is very possible. Tell me more. [the signal goes to static; Julien turns to Mort, who is on top of the set, holding the antenna] Julien: Mort, no slacking! How am I to know if I have auto-paid too much?
Skipper: All right, you win. But now you're gonna lose.
Julien: I like winning. It suits me. Like losing suits them. The loser penguins.
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