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Mort Unbound

Scene I: Penguin HQ[]

Skipper: Kowalski, just what are we looking at here?
Kowalski: Isn't it obvious?
Private: Looks like a regular old fish to me.
Kowalski: That's because it is.
Skipper: Fantastic. Thanks for clearing that up, Kowalski. Meeting adjourned.
Kowalski: No, wait! It's a regular fish now, but when I zap it with my super ray, it will be a super fish. When we eat the super fish, we will get stronger bones, denser muscle mass, and best of all, remarkably shiny feathers.
Skipper: Aces, Kowalski! And here I thought you've finally cracked. [to Rico] Keep an eye on him. I think he's finally cracked.


Scene 2: Lemur Habitat[]

Keep an eye on him. He's finally cracked. Boring. Don't like. Don't want. Don't care. Used to like, not anymore. Pass. Wait! Was that a mango? So sweet and tangy and juicy and sweet. Did I say "sweet" twice? It doesn't matter. A mango can be sweetie sweet. And now it's gone forever! I'll get it. Wait! Mort, come back! That mango went into the gorilla pen. We must do something. But I cannot be leaping into action on an empty stomach. Mango, where are you? Mango!

Scene 3: Gorilla Habitat[]

Bada: Yo, Bing.
Bing: Yeah, Bada?
Bada: We got us a trespasser.
Bing: No. We got us a thief. [takes the mango away from Mort] You know what we do to thieves around here?
Mort: Kissies and huggies?
Bada: Nope. Thieves get bounced. [bounces Mort out of the gorilla habitat]

Scene 4: Penguin HQ[]

All systems are go. Prepare for laser enrichment.

Mort: Pretty light tickles.

Good heavens! Mort, are you I mean, look at How do you feel?

I'm muscley! I love it!

Wait, I need to do Tests.

Is this gonna be a problem?

It was then I realized that I must focus on the most importantest thing in all of the life: Me. Are you getting all this?

I got it all

. Okay, then. Chapter two.

Scene 5: Lemur Habitat[]

What is that? Are you-
King Julien: Is Mort back? Did he bring the sweetie sweet sweetness of mango?
Mort: Mort failed. (cries while holding the royal feet)
King Julien: Mort, how many times am I telling you? One: No touching the royal feet. Two: No failing the royal me.
Mort: Sorry. I get mango now. (leaves)
Maurice: You didn't notice anything different about Mort?
He's obviously doing something different with his hair. It's nice, actually.

Scene 6: Gorilla Habitat[]

- You want your mango? - Yes, please. Tell you what, friend. We're not givin' it to you. - So what you gonna do? - Beat us up? I said, "beat us up. " Here, take a mango. Take some bananas too. Please. Just don't hurt us no more, okay?

Scene 7: Lemur Habitat[]

You got all this from the gorillas? You like? I like very much. How did you do such a thing? They told me to beat them up, so I did. Don't be ridiculous. You are far too puny to beat up such big gorillas.

Maurice: Your Majesty, take a really good look at Mort.

(King Julien examens Mort)

King Julien: Now that you mention it, I suppose he is a bit buff.

Maurice: A bit? He's huge, man!

King Julien: It's true. And because of this hugeness, you got things? Perhaps I can be using this to my advantage.

Scene 8: Elephant Habitat[]

Elephant! Give to me your peanuts. Sorry, I don't have any. Check the trunk.

Scene 9: Kangaroo Habitat[]

Why do you lot want my hay? You blokes don't even eat the stuff. No, but there's something else I like to do with it. Make macrames. Nice? Touch me hair again, and I'll snap you like a pencil. Really? Listen, if there is to be any snapping, It will be you who is the broken pencil, my friend. Get him off me! Good day to you!

Scene 10: Penguin HQ[]

Skipper: Kowalski, tell me you've got that antidote figured out.
Kowalski: I... got nothing. No matter what I do, I can't get the formula to achieve low energy orbitals.
Private: [tastes the antidote] Hmm, tart. Have you tried adding sugar?
Kowalski: Private, please. This is an intricate problem that requires... [gasps] Sugar! Of course! That's the answer! The monosaccaride will stabilize the entire solution!
Skipper: Good job, Private.
Private: Thanks. I thought it needed the monostereo... thing.

Scene 11: Lemur Habitat[]

Julien: Using Mort's muscles to loot all this loot was genius! I really must compliment my brain. Brain, good job.
['Brain']: Thank you. I'd thought it be nice to not have an idea you'll pull out of your booty.
Er, do not speak ill of the booty.
['Brain']: Ah, booty, booty, booty. Shut up about the booty.
You shut up about the shutting up!
['Brain']: I am not talking to you!
Fine, I am not talking to you! Stupid brain.
Err, anyway, now I will dive into my Mort-gotten loot. he dives into the piles of fruit as Mort picks up a banana
Mort: Can Mort have banana?
Julien: Mort, you silly-billy. Of course you can't have a banana. [As it is taken from him] This is the royal loot. [wipes his tail on Mort's face, causing him to fall onto the bouncy castle and on the floor]
Mort: But... I want BANANA!
[Enraged with being constantly bullied by King Julien, Mort jumps thunderously, which surprises Maurice and Julien, paralyzes both lemurs in shock.]
Mort: GIVE ME BANANA!!!
King Julien: Maurice, do something!
Maurice: Like, give him a banana?
King Julien: Don't be ridiculous.
Maurice: Mort, now, let's not do anything- (Mort tosses away Maurice & grabs Julien)
Mort: YOU WILL NO BULLY MORT NO MORE! (starts eating the loot)
Skipper: What you lemurs do with your feet is your own business, Mort. But when you terrorise the whole zoo, it becomes ours.
Private: Um, Skipper, given that we turned Mort into the threat, wasn't it already our problem?
Skipper: [whispering] Not now, Private. Anyway, you're drinking this antidote, pronto!
Kowalski: It'll reverse the unfortunate freakish effects of the super ray.
Mort: NO! Mort don't want ani-dote! [crushes Julien's feet]
Julien: [groans in pain] Can't... feel... royal toes...
Mort: Mort like big!
[Mort Pounds his fist on the ground causing the animals to fall back]

[Kowalski almost drops the antidote]
Kowalski: Hoo boy.
Mort: Mort like strong! [jumps down] Nobody boss Mort around!
Skipper: He's in berserker mode. Retreat, animals, retreat! [the animals scatter as Mort uses Julien as a whacking stick]
[Skipper gets whacked, collides into Rico and both hit the bouncy castle with Rico spewing out several items. Kowalski climbs up onto Mort]
Kowalski: Open up, Mort. It's medicine! [gets knocked out and drops the antidote]
[Private is worryingly hiding from a distance from the antidote and Mort, who approaches Private]
Private: Now Mort, lets take a moment to gather ourselves.
Julien: [dangling over Mort's shoulder] Yes, Mort please. Has anyone seen my spleen?
Private: I know you don't want to go back being little bullied Mort...
Julien: Still, might be a nice change of pace. Let's give it a swirl.
Private: ...But Mort, there's a natural order of things, and being little and lovable...
Mort: NO! [angrily grabs Private] Mort hate little! [Julien is used as a makeshift baseball bat to launch Private in the air]


Scene 10: Penguin Habitat[]

[inside, Private falls into the animals' HQ and ricochets inside to finally land on a table. Cut outside where a glowing green light appears

Private: [laughs] It does tickle!

Scene 11: Lemur Habitat[]

I like beating up! Kowalski, options. Only one, Skipper. Close your eyes so you don't see it coming. What the deuce?

Mort: [amazed] Wow. Big penguin.
Private: Yes, Mort. And you're supposed to be little lemur. So take your medicine, NOW!
Mort: [guilty] Okay...

Mort: I'm normal me again... And I like me!
King Julien: Yes, and I hope you learned a lesson of value. Being a bully is no good.
Maurice: Wait a minute! You used Mort to bully everyone else!
King Julien: Maurice, we don't play the blame game here.
Private: Ahem!

Julien looks up and notices the giant Private glaring at him.

King Julien: [cowardly] All of the blame is mine! Just don't sit upon me!

Scene 12: Penguin Habitat[]

Kowalski: Well, nothing left to do but whip up another bunch of antidote.

Private: Actually, I don't think that'll be necessary. Private likes big! (Skipper and Kowalski gasp)

Rico: (unhappy, last lines) Oh, boy.

End


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