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Private: Skipper, maybe it's time to admit we've lost.

Kowalski is stumbling in the background.

Kowalski: The moo-cow may have a chocolate marshmallow!

Julien wins the hockey game, defeating the sewer rats, Rico, Private 
and Skipper looked shocked; Kowalski stumbles past them.

Kowalski: Well, I'll be a bicycle cream cone!

Private: Skipper, I hope this isn't insubordination, but I'm going to wipe the
         ice with you.
Skipper: I like your sass.

King Rat: Aw, gee, bird. You don't look happy to see us.
Skipper: Well, we're not. So why don't you crawl back to that sewer you call
         a home?
Rat #1: Can't.
Rat #2: The pipes burst.
King Rat: There's a little too much sewer in the sewer. So we ain't going 
Kowalski: Uh, that's a double negative.
Skipper: Better make it a triple. You're out of here.

Skipper: Well, that was... What's the word I'm looking for?
Rico: Phbt!
Skipper: Yeah, that's the one.

Skipper: They're scoring again! Defense!
Julien: Uh-uh-uh. It must be a cheer.
[Cheering unenthusiastically]
Skipper: De-fense. De-fense. King Julien needs to play defense. Rah.
Julien: Which fence? I see no fence.

Julien: None may touch the royal feet! NONE!

Skipper: Kowalski! Speak to me, man!
Kowalski: Just a... knock on the old... monkey bus...!
Skipper: Kowalski?
Kowalski: No need to paint. I'm as flopsy-faced as ever.
Skipper: I... don't think you're fit for duty.
Kowalski: Flibbertigibbit, man! I'm as juxtaposed as the next hamburger.

Julien: All right, you all need to do everything that I am telling you, 
        starting with paying close attention to what I am saying right now...
        Right now... Now.

Skipper: It turns out the cheerleader is not that crucial to hockey.
Julien: So the game did not rest on my regal shoulders?
Skipper: Well, no, but it does now. Ringtail, this whole game has come down 
        to you.
Julien: Then I shall not be letting you down. I shall only be letting you up. 
        Make way for King Julien, champion hockey... guy.

Julien: You probably couldn't get the ball into the hoopy thingy.
Kowalski: It's called a puck
Julien: Oh, okay. You probably couldn't never get the ball into the puck 

Julien: You dummy rats shall never score a homely run.

Maurice, Mort: Every time the penguins score, it's King Julien we adore!
Julien: Bring me on!
Skipper: You're not supposed to cheer for yourself.
Julien: Oh, I'm not. They are.

Rat #1: They're killing us.
Rat #2: Those penguins got good.
King Rat: Yeah. So we get bad. 

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