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Kowalski: Doris and Kowalski swimming in the sea K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Burt: I'm gonna crush you like a peanut!
Kowalski: I don't think I want to be PEANUT BUTTER!!

Private: How many times has she given you the "Let's just be friends" talk?
Kowalski: 16... and a half. I couldn't hear hear the rest over my sobbing.

Private': (while throwing fishes at Kowalski) Take that pointy! And here, take another one! For your beady little eyes!"
'Kowalski: (getting hit by the fishes) Stop it! My eyes aren't beady! Skipper!

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