- Bowl -- After eating the fish in it so Private wouldn't have anything to throw at Kowalski.
- Grenade Launcher -- To use on Kowalski after the Love-U-Laser malfunctioned.
Name: Love-U-Laser Purpose: To make Doris fall in love with him. Ability: Makes who it hits fall in love with the pre-selected target. Sucess/Failure: Sucess/Failure (Worked, but malfunctioned)
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