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Skipper: Looks like we've got an intruder, boys. Commence Operation: Hammerhead.
Julien: Excuse me, Hammer whose head exactly?
(Rico coughs up a hammer; Julien, Maurice and Mort run away screaming.)

Skipper: No, I can't set foot on Denmark.
Private: Why not, Skipper?
Skipper: Well, that's private, Private. Between me and the Danes.

Skipper: Say goodbye to Earth, boys.
Private: But Skipper, Earth has some of my favorite things, like cookies... 
         and oxygen.
Skipper: ...and brown paper packages tied up in strings. Kowalski, light
         this candle!

Skipper: Greetings, moon cat. We come in peace. For now.

Skipper: Kowalski, status report.
Kowalski: I'm randomly pushing buttons while we spin out of control, Skipper.
Skipper: Can I push one? I might feel better.

Frankie: Hey, Max. Do I look a little chunkier to you? I mean, I exercise and
        all, but no matter how hard I try, I can't seem to get rid of all this
        succulent... delicious... dark meat!
(Max lunges at the Pigeon, but he flies away and Max almost falls off the roof.)
Frankie: Give it up, fur-ball! You ain't never caught a bird in your life! Never
         have, never will!

Max: A shooting star. I wish... I wish for a bird that can't fly away.
     And... I also wish the shooting star doesn't hit me!

Skipper: So we didn't go lunar?
Kowalski: Seems I forgot to carry the two.

Skipper: Gentlemen, we need a vacation. A vacation from that lemur.
Private: Perhaps we could visit a zoo. They have pandas and hippos and a lovely
         house of reptiles.
Skipper: Private, you do realize we live in a zoo.
Private: But we could visit a different zoo.
Skipper: Rico?
(Rico slaps Private upside the head.)

Skipper: Gentlemen, we are going to the moon.
(Private raises his flipper)
Skipper: And no, there's no zoo on the moon.

Skipper: Gentlemen, I give you the Penguin One.
Private: Is it safe, Skipper?
(A piece falls off the rocket.)
Skipper: Kowalski?
Kowalski: Technically speaking, maybe.

Max: Greetings, my little friend. Pardon me, but are you a penguin?
Private: Why, yes, I am.
Max: A flightless bird! That means no flapping, no flying... no 

King Julien: Hello? Neighbors? I wish to borrow your toothbrushes to scratch
             my hard to reach regions. If you agree, say nothing at all.
Maurice: I guess they agree.

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