Kowalski: All power lines run directly under the lemur habitat, right next to these water pipes. Theoretically... Private: Maurice has shut down power and water to all the habitats. He can control everything now! Kowalski: Wow. My theory was just about jerry-rigging a giant make-shift hot tub. This is much worse.
Skipper: What's your sick and twisted game, Maurice? Maurice: That's King Maurice, ruler of all I survey! Surrender to my supreme and mighty power! Skipper: Well, that's going to be a bit of a problem. You see, I don't know the meaning of the word surrender. Kowalski: Surrender is a verb, Skipper. It means to give up or yield... Oh, I see. Here' I'll do it myself. [Slaps himself]
Skipper: Listen up, lemur. Maurice ate those bad nuts. He went off the deep end. Kowalski: He's turned the lemur habitat into an armed fortress. Private: He's enslaved the entire zoo! Julien: I cannot be believing my ears. Maurice ate my lychee nuts!
Maurice: But there has to be somebody for me to advise. There has to be a king! [Skipper puts Julien's crown on Maurice's head] Skipper: Ring-a-ding-ding, you're a king. Maurice: What? I can't be the king! I'm just the king's right hand man. And when the right hand man becomes the man, then the king is left with no right... Skipper: Listen up, lemur. Until Julien comes back, someone has to step up and take charge. Maurice: But I... Skipper: It's either you or Sad-eyes. [Points at Mort, who is crying and swaying until he falls over] Maurice: All right. But Julien will always be our one and only king.
Private: But if you're all cured, why are you still in the hospital? Julien: Because this vibrating bed is awesome!
- (the penguins and Julien are hurrying to get back to the zoo. The penguins used the toilet and Julien stays behind. Skipper pops out.)
- Skipper: What're you waiting for, Ringtail?
- Julien: Who, me? I am going to be taking the royal secret passage. (knocks a pattern, revealing a passage) But if you rather the potty, hey, far be it from me to keep a penguins from water. See you later. (pushes the lever, flushing the penguins as he goes through the passage)
- Skipper: Wait! We didn't know-!
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