- Computerized Voice: You have reached the Animal Control Help Line. If you know the name of the animal trying to eat you, say it now.
- Kid Kazoo: Elephant. El-e-phant. Elephant!
- Computerized Voice: You said... Everglades pygmy sunfish. First, step out of the bayou and onto dry land.
- Kid Kazoo: Now it's penguins?
- Computerized Voice: You said... Peruvian milk snake.
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