Scene I: Kowalski's Lab[The camera goes to Kowalski working on something].
Kowalski: Oh looks like somebody generated a electroplasmonic energy orb. Boo yah!
[In the penguins' bunker, a blast shakes the building and Skipper jumps, dumping his coffee and fish onto his head.]
Skipper: Augh! Rico, no weapons testing indoors!
Rico: [Looks up from neswpaper] Wasn't me!
Private: It's Kowalski, Skipper! He's been in his lab all night.
[The door opens and Kowalski stumbles out, smoking.]
Kowalski: Everything under control, Skipper... [He falls over.]
[Later, Kowalski is lying on his bunk.]
Kowalski: You don't understand. I haven't had a scientific breakthrough in weeks.
Private: But what about your shrink ray?
Kowalski: Pfft! Small potatoes. Useless!
Skipper: [Holding up bag of potatoes that's been shrunk] Oh, I don't know. We could whip ourselves up a batch of teeny-tiny french fries.
Kowalski: NO! There's a groundbreaking discovery somewhere in my brain just waiting to burst forth. If you need me, I'll be on the cutting edge of SCIENCE!
[He returns to his lab. He's generated another energy orb and reaches out to touch it.]
Kowalski: Ahhh. [Getting electrocuted] AAAAUGHAGHAUGH--
[The energy orb explodes. After the smoke clears, he sits up and gasps. Something glowing and green oozes off of the top shelf and into a Jell-O box. He gasps again and runs forward. Out of the box springs an odd transparent green cube, which jiggles and wobbles at him. He stares for a moment, then smiles.]
Scene 3: Penguin HQ
[The door to Kowalski's lab flies open and he bursts out]