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Kowalski: A girl's best friend?
Skipper: Pepper spray?
Private: A unicorn?
Rico: Me?
Kowalski: Observe. (starts playing the surveillance tape, but it's a video of him instead)
Kowalski: (on the video) A poem for Doris the Dolphin: We swam as one. I touched your gentle flipper.Then we were done.(starts crying) You wanted someone hipper. (bangs his head on the wall in despair)
Kowalski: (desperately trying to turn it off) Sorry, wrong footage.
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