Private: Sooo what was it that happened in Denmark anyway?
Hans: Ooooo It is such a long story with so many twists and chases and
explosions! Ha Ha! You wouldn't be interested! (leaves)
Private: No l would really!
Hans: (Outside the penguins base, trying to gain Skipper's friendship) Skipper! I have brought you a hand drawn greeting card! It says 'Roses are red. Posies are green. Sorry about Denmark. I was too mean. Your pal, Hans.'
(Skipper comes out and shreds the card).
Hans: (While they are fighting) You cannot win skipper! I am fueled with a
boiling hate!, a raging fury!
Skipper: And a babbling beak! (Smacked Hans with a fish)
Hans: (gets back up) You should know that i kissed your sister ON THE LIPS!
Skipper: I don't have a sister and if l did she wouldn't have lips.
Hans: Really? then who did l kiss? ergh! (smacked again with a fish)