- Ah, Skipper, all these years and you haven't missed a step.
- I came to see you, My Old Foe.
- Why dwell on the past? Can we not be friends now?
- I like festive hats and clams.
Conversations involving Him
Private: Sooo what was it that happened in Denmark anyway? Hans: Ooooo It is such a long story with so many twists and chases and explosions! Ha Ha! You wouldn't be interested! (leaves) Private: No l would really!
Hans: (Outside the penguins base, trying to gain Skipper's friendship) Skipper! I have brought you a hand drawn greeting card! It says 'Roses are red. Posies are green. Sorry about Denmark. I was too mean. Your pal, Hans.' (Skipper comes out and shreds the card).
Hans: (While they are fighting) You cannot win skipper! I am fueled with a boiling hate!, a raging fury! Skipper: And a babbling beak! (Smacked Hans with a fish) Hans: (gets back up) You should know that i kissed your sister ON THE LIPS! Skipper: I don't have a sister and if l did she wouldn't have lips. Hans: Really? then who did l kiss? ergh! (smacked again with a fish)
Skipper: The dim sum of all fears... (opens crate)
Hans: There is so dim sum dum dum!
Hans: Ah Skipper, my old friendemie.