- Remain Calm Penguins! You are now under the protection of the North Wind! You're welcome.
- David the Octopus!
- My name isn't Classified. My name is Classified because I am the leader of this task force.
- Tell me everything you know
- We are the North Wind...And Nothing Breaks the Wind!
- I want these butterballs out of my way and out of my mission. Ship them to one of our Safehouses the most remote place on the planet.
- and perhaps you should show a little more concern for that fact that you stole and destroyed...a 19 million dollar vehicle!
- Skipper and Classified: We Have to Move! What?
- Let's see how cute and cuddly handles this!
- Whatever Dave's paying you we'll triple it!
- David The octopus show me you tentacles!
- Where the dickens are they!
Conversations involving him
- Classified: Tell me everything you know
- Skipper: All right, Numero Uno, never trust a Dutchman in a tulip fight.
- Classified: tulip fight.
- Skipper: Canada is secretly training an army of sasquatch.
- Classified: Sasquatch.
- Skipper: Hog dogs are, in fact, only 17% actual dog.
- Classified: Not Everything everything! Just everything regarding your abduction by Dr. Octavius Brine.