Welcome! This is my ship, The Bonny Bonnie. I'm Captain Ethan the Gassy. Oh, this here's my crew. Lil Arms Magee, One-Eyed Simon, And No-Name Jack. (Oh Captain, My Captain Pt. 1)
Now then, if you want to take this ship, you've got to become captain. And the only way to become captain... is to fight me! (Oh Captain, My Captain Pt. 1)
For the love of... Yes! Whoever gives him a weapon will get a trophy. Unbelievable! I'm sorry I ever started that whole trophy thing! (Oh Captain, My Captain Pt. 1)
Well, looks like I've got you right where I want you, doesn't it, hotshot? Time to walk the plank. (Oh Captain, My Captain Pt. 1)
You don't need a trophy for everything you do. (mimicks) "Oh, my feelings are hurt if I don't get a trophy." That's tough! Do you know how many people I had to pillage and raid and kill to get to be captain? Do you? Sure, it was my dad's boat and he sort of gave me an internship, but in no way does that affect me pulling myself up by my bootstraps! (Oh Captain, My Captain Pt. 2)
Ha! I gotta tell ya. It's refreshing to fight a real pirate. You know, pirates these days are always wanting a trophy or a pat on the back. Nice. In our day, we had to rack-up five or six kills before we even got out of bed. (Oh Captain, My Captain Pt. 2)